When you have a dog that weighs three times more then you do, never go walk him by a pond, Because in that pond there would be ducks, and some dogs like to chase them.
Into the pond, with me strapped on behind them.
I'm covered in nasty, greesy pond water, and a dog that I have to give a bath to, because he tends to smell like wet dog,
Word of Advice to all my Bloggers out there,
Get smaller animals.
Love & Rockets,